Since my painting titles have been so loved and hated over the years I thought I would consolidate them for you. This list covers most of the past nine years. I think I might actually be running out of titles. That’s why I named the last series “I Ran Out of Titles #1-22″ Thinking makes my brain sleepy.
Absinthe Makes the Hearth Grow Longer
Microchips and Salsa
Insanely Jealous of Sanity
Dain Bramage
Little Bo Peeping Tom
The Birth of Confusionism
The Viral Spiral
Fish of a Feather Fry Together
Lolligagged and Bound
Punctual Meanderings
Transcendental Medication
Flying In the Ointment
Halo Noose
It takes a village to raise an idiot
Another Day at the Orifice
I Lost My Marbles
Breakfast In Bedlam
Scaling Molehill Mountain
The Beasts of Bourbon
I’m Not the Patron St. Of Denial
The Tiers of a Clown
Greener Grass Stains
Blathergasted
The Complexity of Simplicity
Wakes In the Gene Pool
Bazaar of the Bizarre
The Ship Hit the Fan
Prism Cell
Shooting Stars In A Barrel
Friend or Faux
Faster In Slow Motion
The Looking Glass Is Half Full
Heckle and Hide
Fishing Off a Paradox
Tourists In My Head
Aurora Borealis In Wonderland
Cement Julep
Champagne and Caveat
Crumpled Stilt Skid
Playing Mental Notes
Seabiscuit and Gravy
Unicorn on the Cob
Tequila Mockingbird
Apocalypstick and Silk Stalkings
The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings
Fruit of the Loon
Introvertical / Horrorzontal
It Smells Like Kaleidoscopes Sound
Lumberjack-In-the-Box
Slinking Outside the Box
1,468 Modicums Make A Hole
Ambiguous Precision
Being Blunt to a Point
Hindsight Is Blinding
If It’s Me, Tell Him I’m Not Here
Temptress In A D Cup
In a minute….no wait, I have a headache.
Lost In Transmutation
Scrambling All My Eggs In One Basket
Metronomes and Suburb Gnomes
The 7 Deadly Cynicisms
Nocturnal Omissions
The Shadow Dimmers
Birth of a Notion
The Sorcerer’s Appendix
Magnetic Strip Club
Skeptic Tank
The Cut of My Jib
If I fell off a cliff in your dream would you wake up before I hit bottom?
Trapped In a Mood Elevator
The Absurdity of Reality
Pandora’s Box n’ Gloves
Atom’s Apple
Sucker-Punch and Cookies
One Foul Swoop
Orificial Light
Peek-a-boo! We Are You!
Spectators of Darkness
The Suction of the Inevitable
Surreal Estate Broke Her
3-Demential Objects
If I was here I’d be there already
Accepting Rejection
A Cacophony of Reason
Crawling at the Speed of Light
Flummoxed Perplexionationism
Inciting Insight
Minefield of Dreams
Pacifisticuffs
Powder Keg Party
Quagmire Ballet
Return to Cinder
Rigamaroler Coaster
Sliding Angst
Surprise of the Obvious
The Tragedy of Truth
Unbridled Restraint
Understanding Longstanding Shortcomings
Vacant Fury
Wrenching Grace
Accidental Formalities